im reading my book in a thrifted couch filled corner room lit by fairy lights in the old new england style victorian house turned coffee shop at my school while they play Love Will Tear Us Apart in the cafe. my man had to cancel plans because hes going to dinner with friends but im going to his apartment tomorrow night. im excited to have his head on my lap then his head in my mouth. im gunna show him this song i found because it sounds like bjork and hes a big fan of hers. shits gunna be okay. theyre playing lady gaga now!
My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him